The Daily Hilario: One down, one to go

Jamie Squire

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

2-0 → 5-0 → 8-0 → 15-0 → 22-0 → 29-0 → 36-0 → 36-8 → 43-8.

43-8!

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS.

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

SUPER. BOWL. CHAMPIONS.

Now we just need a result at the Etihad for a perfect 24 hours. One down, one to go. Remember, kids, defense wins championships! (At least the knockout kind.)

In other news...

Super Bowl Champions | SB Nation
Here are the five plays that won the Seahawks the Super Bowl. But let's not kid ourselves, they basically dominated every play ever in this game. Still, here are the five most fun.

Super Bowl Champions | SB Nation
For the first time in almost a decade, I did not make a single bet on the game. I did have three squares at our local watch party, but I never with at squares and so I didn't this year either. Anyway, here is SBN's coverage of the game within the game: the prop bets. Pro tip: always bet the safety and always bet the one-team-scores-three-times-in-a-row.

Super Bowl Champions | SB Nation
All the GIFs you need from the Puppy Bowl. On a related note, [fun] you, Animal Planet, for delaying your broadcast AND online stream for the West Coast for absolutely no reason at all. Feel free to hire and put people with at least a modicum of common sense in charge of this thing next time. Thanks much.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45: Serie A, 11th vs. 15th: Genoa vs. Sampdoria (Derby della Lanterna)
20.00: Premier League, 2nd vs. 3rd: Manchester City vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)

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