The Daily Hilario: Ears still ringing

Sascha Steinbach

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with less noise.

Time for a bit of quiet after a noisy Wednesday.

So much whistling, so much whining, so much whimpering.

So much.

In other news...

LOLphysics | SB Nation
Eat your heart out, Papiss Cisse.

ICMYI: Graham wrote about United and the "spectre" of Ferguson | SB Nation
Silly English-types and their incorrect spellings of things.

Good dog; baseball dog | SB Nation
Dogs are awesome.

Every NBA Team's Season, In One Chart | Deadspin
I couldn't care less about the NBA, but this is pretty cool.  Simple, yet worthwhile.

Not sure if you noticed, but the Netherlands dominated long-track at Sochi | SB Nation
And dominated may be an understatement.  SBN's Rodger Sherman attempts to explain how and why.

Dominica's Fake Ski Team Scammed The Olympics And The Press | Deadspin
A hilarious addendum to the story of those two rich Americans who "represented" Dominica at the games.

TONIGHT, adidas roll some yarn, you click this link, I buy new boots | SB Nation
I'm unreasonably excited about this.  Especially since my Predator LZs just sprouted a hole at the left toe.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 32 second leg:  Napoli vs. Swansea City (0-0 agg.)
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 32 second leg:  Sevilla vs. Maribor (2-2 agg.)
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 32 second leg:  Salzburg vs. Ajax Amsterdam (3-0 agg.)
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 32 second leg:  Ludogorets vs. Lazio (2-0 agg.)
20.05:  Europa League, Round of 32 second leg:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Dnipro (0-1 agg.)
20.05:  Europa League, Round of 32 second leg:  Trabzonspor vs. Juventus (0-2 agg.)

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join We Ain't Got No History

You must be a member of We Ain't Got No History to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at We Ain't Got No History. You should read them.

Join We Ain't Got No History

You must be a member of We Ain't Got No History to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at We Ain't Got No History. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9353_tracker