The Daily Hilario: Gameweek 27; it's getting exciting now!

Michael Regan

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with added football excitement! And (non-televised) Chelsea U18s!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??

In other news...

Canada rule the Olympics on Friday | SB Nation
Hockey, curling. What else matters? Bow down to your northern overlords. I should mention, that was an epic beatdown of Team Scotland GB in curling, wasn't it? At least the US kept it close in hockey...

"I have zero expectations for Jesus Montero. Any expectations I had are gone." | Seattle Times
How to throw away your career 101. Oh, Mariners.

Did you know that Nicaragua are planning to build their own 'Panama' canal? | io9
Apparently it's pretty controversial, but hey, what isn't? Here's the relevant entry on Wikipedia.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.00: U18 Premier League, 6th(S) vs. 4th(S): Aston Villa U18 vs. Chelsea U18
12.45: Premier League, 1st vs. 6th: Chelsea vs. Everton (hey, that's us!)
15.00: Premier League, 2nd vs. 18th: Arsenal vs. Sunderland
15.00: Premier League, 19th vs. 13th: Cardiff City vs. Hull City
15.00: Premier League, 3rd vs. 14th: Manchester City vs. Stoke City
15.00: Premier League, 17th vs. 20th: West Bromwich Albion vs. Fulham
15.00: Premier League, 11th vs. 8th: West Ham United vs. Southampton
17.30: Premier League, 15th vs. 7th: Crystal Palace vs. Manchester United
17.30: Bundesliga, 5th vs. 2nd: Wolfsburg vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.00: La Liga, 6th vs. 1st: Real Sociedad vs. Barcelona
19.45: Serie A, 16th vs. 2nd: Bologna vs. Roma

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