The Daily Hilario: Slow WiFi is slow death

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

So, it goes: air, water, Internet. I think food should be in there somewhere, but I can't decide if it's third or fourth.

Slow WiFi/Internet is slow death.

In other news...

One coast wins the NBA All-Star game, the other loses | SB Nation
Or something. Does anybody still care about All-Star games (in any sport)?

Doug McDermott is just like you and me | SB Nation
Except for that part where he's almost into the top 10 in all-time college basketball scoring. Go on, Doug!

"Un regalito" | SB Nation
Everybody poops. Including this one random (stray?) dog in Argentina.

Here's Slovakia's one and only ice hockey highlight from Sochi | Deadspin
Talk about disappointing. Reminds me of the '02 Salt Lake City games, but at least in those we had the excuse of not having the NHL-ers for the initial portion. For shame, Slovensko. SAD HOSSA DAY.

In case you missed it, January weather was mad | io9
A map of the lower 48 from the NOAA shows just how many areas of the country experienced extreme weather one way or another.

New Game of Thrones season 4 trailer | io9
Oh yes.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45: FA Cup, fifth round: Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Hull City
19.45: Serie A, 7th vs. 8th: Hellas Verona vs. Torino

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