The Daily Hilario: Celebrate Valentine's with Chelsea U21 and House of Cards

Haunting. - Mark Runnacles

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

7-1.

Seven. To one.

SEVEN.

Ye gods.

In other news...

House of Cards season 2 starts ... RIGHT NOW | Netflix
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO. I'm only watching the first episode tonight; saving the rest for the weekend.

Photographing the Sochi Olympics with Getty | CNET
Kind of a cool, albeit very brief behind the scenes glimpse of the various efforts that photographers have to go to get us our pictures.

This is why short-track is the most mental winter sport | Deadspin
The only way it could be better is if they gave each skater a melee weapon of their choice.

Please don't watch this video of two Russians climbing the world's second-tallest building | SB Nation
Stupid. Insane. Stupidly insane. Insanely stupid. Wow.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
13.30: Jose Mourinho press conference (official Chelsea live link)
19.05: U21 Premier League, 2nd vs. 5th: Chelsea U21 vs. Liverpool U21 (live on Chelsea TV)
19.30: Ligue 1, 1st vs. 18th: PSG vs. Valenciennes
19.45: Serie A, 11th vs. 16th: AC Milan vs. Bologna

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