The Daily Hilario: And now back to the actual football

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

Well, we made it. We survived yet another TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY with all of its gaudy yellow ties and hyped up substance-less drama. Congratulations. See you again in seven months. Joy!

In other news...

All the done deals from deadline day | SB Nation
Hernanes, Berbatov, Källström, Canales, Osvaldo, Ghoulam, Armero, Mitroglu, Hennessey, Diakité, Zouma, Holtby, Hughes, Zaha, Guardado, Taarabt, Kvist, Traoré, D'Ambrosio, Cabaye. Now you know.

And this time, we didn't even have to get involved! | SB Nation
Liverpool miss out on another transfer target, this time without any Chelsea help. Here are the things that were already agreed: price, personal terms. They even did a medical. And they still [fun]'d it up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAa...

Remember Felix Baumgartner's space jump? | SB Nation
Turns out he was also wearing a few GoPros. And they've finally released some footage from it!

The guy who invented/stole Facebook is Lex Luthor | The Verge
Sounds about right. The real question is, which is the worse casting choice: Ben Affleck as Batman or Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor?

A Gallery of Never-Before-Seen Concept Art from David Lynch's Dune | io9
RE-MAKE. RE-BOOT. RE-WHATEVER. Pleeeeeasee?

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.45: Premier League, 8th vs. 17th: Newcastle United vs. Sunderland
12.45: Premier League, 18th vs. 11th: West Ham United vs. Swansea City
14.30: Bundesliga, 5th vs. 6th: Schalke 04 vs. Wolfsburg
15.00: Premier League, 20th vs. 12th: Cardiff City vs. Norwich City
15.00: Premier League, 6th vs. 10th: Everton vs. Aston Villa
15.00: Premier League, 19th vs. 9th: Fulham vs. Southampton
15.00: Premier League, 13th vs. 5th: Hull City vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00: Premier League, 16th vs. 7th: Stoke City vs. Manchester United
15.00: La Liga, 1st vs. 10th: Barcelona vs. Valencia
19.45: Serie A, 9th vs. 6th: AC Milan vs. Torino
21.00: La Liga, 16th vs. 7th: Málaga vs. Sevilla
22.00: International Friendly: USA vs. South Korea

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