The Daily Hilario: Transfer deadline day special, plus Chelsea U21s

Cabayeception! - Thierry Chesnot

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

Welcome to the day when nothing ever happens. Fortunately we have some Chelsea U21 action to keep us occupied (live on Chelsea TV!). Otherwise it would be soooo booorrrriiinnnggggggg.

Fifteen more hours.

In other news...

Breaking Madden season finale: The Superb Owl | SB Nation
Jon Bois is a national treasure, etc, etc, etc. But really, this is the greatest thing ever of the day.

SEATTLE RULES | SB Nation
Boeing's six-hour test flight (check out the special livery!) traces the number 12 in honor of the Seahawks' twelfth man. That's because Seattle's the coolest.

Milan sign Adel Taarabt on loan with option to buy | SB Nation
Somehow I've always pictured the enigma that is Taarabt finding a home in Serie A.

Racing Santander refuse to play over unpaid wages | SB Nation
Just six seasons ago, Racing finished 6th in La Liga, qualified for the UEFA Cup, and called on the likes of Ezequiel Garay, Aldo Duscher, and Nikola Zigic. After back-to-back last place finishes however, they find themselves in the third division, embroiled in all sorts of economic difficulties. For every Roman Abramovich, there's an Ahsan Ali Syed.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.30: Jose Mourinho press conference (Chelsea TV live link)
19.00: Eredivisie, 4th vs. 2nd: Feyenoord vs. Vitesse
19.05: U21 Premier League, 3rd vs. 11th: Chelsea U21 vs. West Brom U21
19.30: Ligue 1, 1st vs. 7th: PSG vs. Bordeaux

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