Hey, did you hear the one about thirty-nine shots?
In other news...
Here's the hockey equivalent of West Ham's performance | SB Nation
Edmonton's Ben Scrivens - once a part-time injury sub for DP's All-Stars - sets NHL record for most saves in a shutout with 59. Fifty-nine! FIFTY. NINE. The Sharks had 100 shot attempts. Wednesday was clearly a joke by the sports gods.
HOTHLANTA | EDSBS
So, to recap. California is becoming a desert, while it's snowing in Atlanta, and the rest of the country is swallowed in a polar vortex. End of days. Nice to know that there's at least one city that's worse-prepared for snow than Seattle though. Well done, Atlanta.
20 Percent of Neanderthal Genome Lives On in Modern Humans, Scientists Find | National Geographic
They could've found this out earlier had they just read a few Internet comments.
Motley Crue calls it quits, announces 'final' tour | LA Times
Wait, Mötley Crüe were still together?
Yohan Cabaye moves to PSG | SB Nation
Your annual Budweiser puppy/pony Super Bowl ad | SB Nation
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. This was a huge hit with the wife.
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
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