Alright, José. It's been a funny joke so far. Well funny may be an overstatement, but then again you're an artist extraordinaire, a bit like Andy Kaufman.
But we get it - ha ha - you're just trying to make everyone else in the league feel better. But let's get us a win today, yeah?
Jose Mourinho apology to fans in today's programme: "Sorry about your disappointment, but we will give you happiness"— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) September 21, 2013
Fulham starting lineup (4-4-1-1):
David Stockdale | Kieran Richardson, Fernando Amorebieta, Brede Hangeland, Sascha Riether | Damien Duff, Steve Sidwell, Scott Parker, Alex Kacaniklic | Pajtim Kasami | Darren Bent
The greyest of grey skies...