Last time we played these guys it ended up being a pretty good day, so let's see if we can't get some of that happy feeling back, shall we? Reminder: This was the best team in Europe last season and they're very good. Also, this is a friendly that we get paid a lot of money to participate in. Try not to freak out too much if things don't go well.
OR MAYBE (4-3-3): Neuer; Alaba, Dante, Boateng, Rafinha; Lahm, Kroos, Mueller; Ribery, Mandzukic, Robben.
That's a very wild guess as to Bayern's lineup, because Pep Guardiola appears to have access to exactly zero midfielders. It'll be like playing United all over again.