CPE Official List/Vote

Alright, lads and ladies, you all have been filling in your claims and a week is up, so it's time for our official Chelsea Player Expert list. Do me a favor and scroll through to make sure you've gotten what you thought you did, and let me know if you feel you've been wrongly assigned. I'll list the squad members in alphabetical order for ease of use. I've listed a few extra players that I thought deserved some coverage, but don't feel pressured to volunteer if you don't think you can give it your best. Feel free to volunteer further in the comments. Other than that, very pleased with the volunteers; I'll send out another official note as the preseason rolls around, detailing some vague schedule for the first set of posts!

Senior Squad (likely):


Pure chaos. - via

Cesar Azpilicueta - (1) Dr. Chelsea, (2) Recycle_bin

Demba Ba - (1) TheMuppet, (2) WhatstheMata

Gary Cahill - (1) Tommy Weller 17, (2) Tom19.6.2012

Petr Cech - (1) hm_ng

Ashley Cole - (1) tom.fitall, (2) downtownjens

Kevin De Bruyne - (1) BKnightCFC, (2)

Michael Essien - (1) AMLang, (2) Boonebeausoleil

Eden Hazard - (1) spazzkay, (2) Didi Drog

Branislav Ivanovic - (1) Joe_Cole

Frank Lampard - (1) Wheaties Eater, (2) Herbaholic

David Luiz - (1) Dave Bohh, (2) Casablancablue8

Romelu Lukaku - (1) RLukaku [this is fitting], (2) Vela

Juan Mata - (1) supermagicianman111 [< Gob Bluth?], (2) GiftedButLazy

John Obi Mikel - (1) MrPiper, (2) Kaloutanclan

Victor Moses - (1) Curiousporge, (2) Dlewis

Oscar - (1) Chrome Blue, (2) Leo69

Ramires - (1) Joe.G. (2) Sergey64

André Schürrle - (1) jtam, (2) Sharmaism

John Terry - (1) holesock

Fernando Torres - (1) dratz,

Potential Transfers:


Emenalo don' know bout you. - via

Edinson Cavani - (1) Leuchtrakete

Geoffrey Kondogbia - ChelseaGrin

Eliaquim Mangala -

Kyriakos Papadopoulos - Nagip

Marco Van Ginkel - (1) Hedin [if he stays in EPL], (2) jt bleeds blue

Kurt Zouma - (1) NateGoBlues

Loanees (likely):


How many will be wearing this kit this year? - via

Nathan Aké - Kaloutanclan

Patrick Bamford - Tom19.6.2012

Jamal Blackman - CausticPantylemon

Nathaniel Chalobah - AMLang

Thibaut Courtois - supermagicman111

Thorgan Hazard - elliot.ofarell

Tomáš Kalas - BKnightCFC

Marko Marin - Dr. Chelsea

Josh McEachran - Boonebeausoleil

Kenneth Omeruo - Dlewis

Lucas Piazón - The.Lovely.Locks.of.David.Luiz

Oriol Romeu - jt bleeds blue

Wallace - CarefreeCFC

Youth Team:


Baker and co. are some of the most fun to watch. - via

Lewis Baker -

Jeremie Boga - Nagip

Ruben Loftus-Cheek - WhatstheMata

Andreas Christensen -

Charlie Colkett -

Alex Davey -

Islam Feruz - KingoftheBridge

Alex Kiwomya -

Charly Musonda - Wheaties Eater

Adam Nditi -

John Swift -


Finally, I want to say a big thanks to everyone who has agreed to contribute. I'm really looking forward to hearing more from you and seeing what all of you can offer to WAGNH. Someone made a comment with some concerns that this movement might create some self-important know-it-alls among our ranks. In truth, this is a potential danger for all of us, myself included. With this in mind, I challenge us to present a fair and accurate reflection of our player(s)' performances throughout the season. Moreover, I challenge us to react to one another's attempts to do the same with compassion and open-mindedness. Disagreement is not the enemy of good persons, disregard is.

FINAL THING: The poll below is for all those planning to be readers and/or writers of these posts to come. And remember...


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