Some light-hearted musings on a hammer-footed Hulk and "The Hasselbaink Effect". As we're perennially linked with Hulk and, although I doubt this latest flirtation is any more likely to come to fruition, I'm always quite hopeful. Why? The Hasselbaink Effect. Well, that and the smug looks being wiped off the opposing fans' faces when he interrupts a chorus of "you're not incredible, you're not incredible, you're not incredible..." by thundering the ball into the net from 40 yards. Yes, I've been thinking about this far too much.