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Is Jose Mourinho coming back to Chelsea? Is he the biggest tease since Eden Hazard? Yes to both?

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Jose Mourinho press conference LIVE / Open Thread

The Special One's words, his second "first press conference" streaming live from Cobham to your eyes and ears.

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Expectations for 2013/14 - The Results

Now that the best is back, it seems that nothing but Chelsea's best will do.

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Jose Mourinho and the lazy narrative

The tabloid media will be exploding with stupid transfer stories now that Jose Mourinho has returned to Chelsea, and there will certainly be clear patterns in the ones they've just made up

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Chelsea players react to Mourinho's return

Thanks to Twitter - when it works - we have access to the deepest, darkest secrets of professional footballers. And also, to their adulation of The Special One.

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Mourinho returns to Stamford Bridge: WAGNH reacts

Who's this new guy taking over at Stamford Bridge? I swear I've seen him around before.

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With Mourinho comes midfield depth

Depth in the central midfield was a real problem for Chelsea in the second half of last season, but Mourinho's return will bring reinforcement with it

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Official: Jose Mourinho returns to Chelsea

Both Jose Mourinho and Chelsea have decided to correct the mistake they made in 2007, as the Special One has returned to the club

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Mourinho talks about joining Chelsea

Want news from the horse's mouth? Here it is.

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The PL accidentally leaks Mourinho news

The official league website have accidentally leaked that Mourinho will sign for Chelsea on Monday June 3rd.

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Materazzi would join the Special One at Chelsea

Mourinho is generally well loved by his former players, and one of them would love to join him as an assistant in London

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Mou will decide KDB's fututre, wants Sami Khedira

Kevin De Bruyne's agent had some information about his client's situation this evening, and seemed to take Moucon to yet another level

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Real Madrid confirm Jose Mourinho departure

So the Special One needs a job...I wonder where he could find one of those?

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Lampard's new contract is not the work of Mourinho

...but it's not so hard to imagine that it did have something to do with Jose Mourinho.

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Mourinho turned down offer from United?

Growing tired of Mourinho articles, rumors, memes, et al. already? Yeah, me neither.

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A Mourinho update, because we haven't had many...

If it were anyone else in the world, I'd be sick of this saga already. As it is, it's Mourinho, so let's talk about him a bit more

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Rafa Benitez hints at Mourinho return

First Mou dropped hints of a return after being knocked out of the Champions League, now Rafa Benitez seemingly confirmed them during his pre-match press conference. Hooray!

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Mourinho continues to push for Real exit

The Stamford Bridge fan favorite did his best to assure Real Madrid fans are fine with him leaving when speaking to the press this morning

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Good news & bad news about Mourinho's return

According to The Sun, Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has struck a deal to return to Chelsea, but there's a catch...

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Mourinho's first Chelsea 11: where are they now?

July 17, 2004: Oxford United 1, Chelsea 1

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Mourinho drops more hints

This is like consulting the Sibylline books or Eden Hazard's agent or something.

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MOUCON 0, Rejoice!!!

Everybody, we are at MOUCON 0 [or at least very deep into MOUCON 1]!

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High alert as Jose Mourinho rumours continue

MOUCON ONE MOUCON ONE MOUCON ONE

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Jose Mourinho to Chelsea: The Latest News, Rumours

A lot has been said recently about Jose Mourinho returning to Chelsea to succeed Rafa Benitez, so let's look at what we know so far.

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Chelsea Managerial Rumour Level: MOUCON 3

The "Jose Mourinho to Chelsea" rumours are heating up again, so soon after the Portuguese took us to MOUCON 4 this morning.

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Gullit's intriguing talk about Rafa's successor

Ruud Gullit, possibly an insufferable tease, has said some from intriguing things to Talksport today. It may be something you want to hear. He's thrown some fuel onto the "Jose's coming home" fire by claiming the Special One is in pole position to succeed The Penguin at the end of the season.

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The "Jose's Coming Home" Season is Officially Open

It's almost become a yearly pastime for the English media at this point, but the "Jose Mourinho to come home to Chelsea" stories and rumours are here again! It's a dangerous time of year. Most, if not all, Chelsea fans would give their eye teeth to see the Portuguese back on his throne, but we have to be careful to not go overboard.

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