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Juan Mata

I kinda feel he is a bit under-rated. He has been absolutely awesome this season. I feel like we are still more impressed with a Hazard dribble/flick which almost resulted in a goal, compared to a Mata pass which actually resulted in a crucial goal. Because of the arrival of the new talents, we sometimes forget to appreciate our slightly older talent.

So this is to make up for all the times we might have showered some fraction of appreciation less on Juan Mata, than what he deserves.

I am awful at poetry but here it goes -

Juan Mata
The guy wearing a Chelsea blue kit
The lion in the front of the shirt - on my skin; it is knit
The back of my shirt says No.10
I am the shortest amongst Chelsea men
I am not as fast as Ramires or Moses
But my touch is as beautiful as a bunch of roses
I can't dribble like Hazard or Marin
But I can still get by leaving the opposition in awe staring
I ain't as strong as Petr Cech
But seeing me on the pitch, Stoke City turn into a nervous wreck
My foot is not a rocket launcher like Lampard's
But either ways I prefer not to shoot from 30 yards
People over Torres go Gaga
Seeing him play I laugh Haha
I cannot head the ball like Drogba or Ivanovic
But look closely, I was standing at the corner of the pitch
I do not have a work-rate like Oscar
But there is a reason why "Ma" comes first in Mazacar
Even after my short comings I play for Chelsea FC
Unlocking opposition defence, my left foot is the key
My assist count is greater, than the count of David Luiz's hair
Tottenham and Arsenal have me as their nightmare
I have a double digit goal count from the advanced midfield
Even Super Frank would be proud of my goal yield
Some people call me an award hog
But when you see me, you won't be able to resist giving me a snog
Because of me Chelsea will finish in third
Haven't I done enough to warrant my name on the back of your Chelsea shirt?

Also here is an awesome gif

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