I was sleeping , Got a Ring
Was All over Facebook Twitter And Bing !
Was it /Really Return of the King ?
It's A Tale of a man who had a Superpower
The Same Man who Said Lampard's Gifted at The Shower
Back then It was Early At the Day , Still Had Booze
And then the "SPECIAL ONE" Went Loose
"Please Don't Call Me Arrogant" He Stormed
"He's a cocky Bugger" Fergie Moaned !
"I am the Special One" He Commanded
Then Adjusted his ARMANI BRANDED !
"I am not a Bottle" He Told
Fergie Gobsmacked Said "Geez He's BOLD "
English Press was like " Come on Let's try our Luck"
Did The European Champion Even Gave a F***
He's Coming "Where he's Loved " Spread a Clue
And Suddenly i remember When The Ribbons Were BLUE
Back to back titles in scintillating Fashion
Now a Days It's Hard To find Such Passion
Champions League Medal Was all but Lacking
Then Roman Sent him Packing
Over the Years Came Carlo , Guus And Andre's Pure Hunch !
But Robbie Was the Pick of the Bunch !
The "European Champions" Title Evaded in Horrible Fashion
And We Still ask for that passion
He'll Come home and fix a loose part
And throw Scouse related things out like a DART
Someone then Asked " How You So Sure , it wont be a tragedy in Rome "
I said just the Song "I am Coming Home"