A few years ago, a fearsome goal bandit they called El Nino traveled from the northern lands of Liverpool to the urban sprawl of London for a large bounty. But as soon as he came, he disappeared, taking his goals with him.
Of course, people have claimed various sightings since then. Legend has it that he appeared in Barcelona to help the Blues on their quest for the Champions League Grail. Others say he made off with a golden boot in Ukraine last summer.
The townspeople of Stamford Bridge had given up on ever finding him again, until last week when a mysterious man in a black mask helped the Blues defeat the evil wizards of Rubin Kazan.
Today, again he showed up to help overtake the minions of Count Di Canio. They call him Zorres, but could this be the legendary El Nino in hiding? They resemble each other in body and he shows flashes of El Nino’s trademark pace.
But there is something different about this man. This masked avenger doesn’t poach goals at the same rate as El Nino, but instead tries to give goals to others. El Nino also had long flowing golden hair, while this stranger's cropped hair belongs to the magical people of Ginger.
No one will truly ever know because his identity is hidden behind the mask. But his former mentor, the Camarero of Espana, swears that this masked wonder will soon reveal himself as the old El Nino.
The world waits with bated breath...