Please stop choking Victor Moses!

Meet Victor, a twenty-two year old wing-forward at Chelsea Football Club. He sometimes scores goals. He's then "lovingly embraced" by the vicious zombie horde of his Chelsea teammates.

  1. Moses has scored seven total, twice managing to escape the chasing pack of long arms and diabolical hugs. And you wonder why he's so reticent to shoot sometimes...
  2. Apparently we can do a gallery now? Be sure to hover to read the descriptions.
  3. Moses's first season goal total compares quite well with his recent predecessors at Chelsea: Robben (9), Kalou (9), Duff (6), Malouda (4), J.Cole (3), Zenden (3), Gronkjaer (3), SWP (0).
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