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So, today we shall be witness to the culmination of one spectacular failure. Jurgen Klopp is winning 4-1; should he lose, after getting so thoroughly outclassed in the league, how much will his reputation suffer? Jose Mourinho is losing 4-1; should he fail to mount a comeback, after getting so thoroughly outclassed in the league, how much will his reputation suffer?
Meanwhile, Joao Havelange has resigned his honorary post, while Sepp Blatter brushes more dirt off his shoulders. Takes a lickin', keeps on ticking. Blatter is the Rocky of corrupt presidents.