Hey remember when Luis Suarez bit Branislav Ivanovic, stayed on the pitch, and scored a last-second equaliser to deny Chelsea three points at Anfield? Sure you do, because that was a few hours ago. Well guess what everyone! He's apologising for it!
I'm sad for what happened this afternoon, I apologize Ivanovic and all football world for my inexcusable behaviour. I'm so sorry about it!!— Luis Suarez (@luis16suarez) April 21, 2013
Great! It's just the matter of taking back his goal and giving Chelsea a 2-1 win then, right? Right? What do you mean that's not going to happen? That even if he doesn't get away with it and receives a lengthy ban, which he will now that he's admitted it, Chelsea -- the club affected by his actions -- won't benefit? Well this is pretty pointless then, isn't it?
You're not sorry, Suarez. If you were sorry you wouldn't have pretended as though Ivanovic had fouled you and started pleading for a penalty. You're only 'sorry' now because you got away with it and were able to change the game at the death. Go bite yourself.