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Video and Review - David Luiz v Fulham - 100 games of Awesome.

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Hello and good day, dearest citizens of WAGNH. As you no doubt would have heard, David Luiz is awesome. Yes, this staggering discovery has given us no excuse but to accept what is now regarded as fact - indeed, the combination of Luiz's hair texture, his antics and his skill and prowess on the field have lead us to the conclusion that his awesomeness is simply an inalienable aspect of his being; his fibre; his soul. The findings were announced on the eve of his 100th appearance for the best club of any sport that has ever existed in the multiverse, the verdict simply a result of years and years of painstaking research and the most precise methodology, along with notes received from the recognized ambassadors of awesome around the world, including Barack Obama, Wheaties Eater and Bruno Mars.

I don't usually make comps of defenders, as I find it painstaking, hard and, most importantly, difficult, but I decided to make an exception today, to commemorate the momentous occasion of our future captain David Luiz. His game started out quite tepidly, managing only to defend capably and sting the feet of Chelsea's forwards with laser-like passes like we've become accustomed to but, right as Ian Wright rightly suggested that something special was needed to liven up the Derby, Luiz went into BEAST MODE™: He scored what will probably be known as the best goal in the career of the most interesting player. Ever. If you haven't already, you should immediately inform your mother, grandmother and the like of both this player on his fantastic goal against mid-table Londoners Fulham. If your family members aren't impressed, I suggest becoming a hermit - NO ONE can deny the brilliance of Luiz, lest they become an outcast of society. The rest of the game was great as well, not only his goal. He defended well throughout the match, and his passing range was on display for all to see. Graham was right all along in his praise of David Luiz. Pasztor should be honoured.

Please Rec this short article if you like it. Also, please rate Luiz's performance in the poll below. Please watch on the highest quality.

Thanks.

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