So it seems that Chelsea has found a brand new hero! After taking a kick in the face, FT decided to reveal his new identity: the über-confident Zorres, which has already turned into a trend at Tumblr (not that anyone was surprised by that...).
His new identity also brought a bit of form to him, given his recent performances that are giving a new glimpse of hope to some of his fans. And that brings us to the title of this fanpost...
Let's say that F(Z)T mainstains his record not only at the Europa League but at league and national cup level as well until the end of the season. Benítez is given the boot, and the Special One comes back to the place he shouldn't leave.
One of those clubs that emulates Chelsea back in the mid-2000s and says a big F U to FFP and its rules and punishments throws an offer for the forementioned player: £15m + a bag of Mentos to serve as "the entertainment of your bus travel". What would you do if you had the power to decide our hero's destiny?