Lately, people are talking a lot about the Oscars, which are a thing that's apparently happening tomorrow where people with a lot of money give out some sort of award for being the best Oscar and everyone dresses up all nicely and has a big party (those details might not be totally right; I'm slightly unfamiliar with popular culture).
But anyway, I think it's pretty clear to everyone who the most awesome Oscar is, and with that in mind I decided to put together a list of Chelsea's nominations for the awards. Hopefully our boy will come home with some hard-won gold statues of himself.
Best Actor in a Leading Role: Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior as Oscar in "Oscar is amazing"
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Best Animated Feature: Oscar vs. Sparta Prague
Best Animated Short Film: Oscar vs. Brentford
Best Cinematography: Oscar vs. Juventus
Best Costume Design: Oscar as an Autobot
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Best Documentary Short: Oscar in 'Making Newcastle look silly'
Best Foreign Language Film: Oscar and the universal sign for love
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Best Makeup and Hairstyling: David Luiz
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Best Original Song: Whatever song goes along with the Oscar dance
Best Picture: Oscar vs. Juventus