SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
This. Is.
Due to prior commitments, I've had to type up and schedule this post before the actual match had even begun. So while usually you'd get a quick recap of any first half highlights or lowlights, this time you just get a bit of text, that's entirely useless and unhelpful.
Sort of like this competition.
Not that you read this crap anyway. And your father smells of elderberries.