UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE:
I'm leaving for the airport here in Milano in a couple hours to begin my pilgrimage. I shall be in Oxford for Friday & Saturday and then back down to Londontown for Sunday. Kick off's at 17:00; I'll be in the MHL at that point. Previous to that, I plan on a pint or seven. If you pick a spot, I'll even buy. I may or may not head over to Brentford for the NextGen match at 13:30 as well.
So in case you want to take advantage of this limited time offer to meet your once and future idol DPeezy, leave a comment or hit me up on the email thing (in my profile, or simply just my full name at GMail) and we'll figure it out. If all else fails, you're welcome to send me a text as well: +Cech - Deco, Carvalho - Double Desailly, Double JFH, Torres bloody nose, A.Cole, Winston Bogarde.
Watch out everybody, it's WAGNH on world tour! London tour, to be more specific. Now now, don't get too excited, nobody actually vital to this here operation is going - not token Englishman Graham, or token American Steve, or token American-who-wishes-he-were-an-Englishman Kevin, or even people who don't fit this line of narrative like Lamin, etc. Although Tim's kicking about somewhere on the continent as we speak.
It's just going to be little ol' me and I'm only here as the face of this thing, on account of my devilish handsomeness. Although I do possess a very specific set of skills as well, skills that allow me drink copious amounts of liquid refreshment. Sadly, I've yet to find a gainful application for these specific skills in the real world.
Anyway ... so, as the title implies, yours truly will in London in about a month's time. Got me a ticket to West Ham at the Bridge on Saturday, the 16th of March. So if any of you fools want to come and hang out for a pint or twelve - but don't call it a "meet-up" - let's figure it out. I fly in Friday night and leave Sunday-ish, so I've got Saturday dawn-til-dusk.
I'll even buy the first round.