Chelsea vs. Schalke 04, Champions League: Second Half Thread

Clive Rose

If you're seeing this post, it means that I have failed to get back in time from my work lunch (with the boss).

So, 45 minutes of football are presumably done and now we'll have another 45 minutes. Chelsea have dominated the first half and Eto'o already has a hat trick. Mikel & Ramires have each made 100 passes and have led the Blues to an 80-20 edge in possession. They each also have 10 tackles and 17 interceptions. Willian and Schurrle have been tearing up the wings, while Azpilicueta is the greatest left back to have ever lived.

Alternatively, we're losing/drawing and are the suckiest bunch of sucks to have ever sucked. WBA is next, and Mourinho will get fired.

The End.

Of the first half.

UP THE BLUES!

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