BELGIUM vs. Colombia
Why: This one's coming up fairly soon, namely in just six hours. Mourinho is supposed to be in attendance although your guess as to why is as good as any that's being "reported." Courtois, while officially in the squad, won't feature thanks to a minor ankle problem.
CZECH REPUBLIC vs. Canada
Who: Petr Cech (105)
When: Friday, November 15, 2013, 16:00 GMT; 11am EST
Where: Andrův stadion, Olomouc, Czech Republic
How: N/A (USA), Sportsnet One (CAN)
Why: Talk about picking random opposition for a friendly match. Canada it is! Alrighty then; should be interesting, said no one ever.
Russia vs. SERBIA
Who: Branislav Ivanovic (66)
When: Friday, November 15, 2013, 16:30 GMT; 11:30am EST
Where: Zabeel Stadium, Dubai, UAE
Why: More random friendly action, this time more in terms of location. Dubai it is! Alrighty then.
Italy vs. GERMANY
Who: André Schürrle (28)
When: Friday, November 15, 2013, 19:30 GMT; 2:30pm EST
Where: Stadio Giuseppe Meazza, Milan, Italy
How: Univision Deportes, RAI International (USA)
Why: Two big names of international football meet on a not so big occasion. Could be either super fun and open and super bad and boring. Hopefully it's the former. Schürrle has four goals in his last two appearances for Germany, so I'm sure he'll be looking to continue his scoring spree.
ENGLAND vs. Chile
Why: Just a friendly and probably not as fun as England vs. Poland was.
NIGERIA vs. Ethiopia
Why: While there are no Chelsea players involved in the European playoffs, we do have plenty of representation in the African ones. In this one, Nigeria hold a slim 2-1 away leg lead. Omeruo is expected to return from injury.
Equatorial Guinea vs. SPAIN
Who: Juan Mata (30)
When: Saturday, November 16, 2013, 21:00 GMT; 4pm EST
Where: Nuevo Estadio de Malabo, Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
How: ESPN3 (USA)
Why: Spain return to their ex-colony, this time for a more friendly conquering.
Honduras vs. BRAZIL
Who: Ramires (38), David Luiz (31), Oscar (26), Willian (2)
When: Saturday, November 16, 2013, 7:30pm EST; 00:30 GMT (next day)
Where: Sun Life Stadium, Miami, USA
How: beIN Sport (USA); BT Sport 2 (UK)
Why: Recently impressive Willian gets Scolari's call and is in line to make just his third ever appearance for his country in this friendly. It pays to move to Chelsea in more ways than one, eh?
CAMEROON vs. Tunisia
Who: Samuel Eto'o (113)
When: Sunday, November 17, 2013, 14:00 GMT; 9am EST
Where: Stade Ahmadou Ahidjo, Yaoundé, Cameroon
How: beIN Sport (USA); BT Sport 1 (UK)
Why: Sneaky Sam will try to poach a few goals to ensure a trip to Brazil. The first leg finished 0-0, which does give the edge to the Indomitable Lions.
As usual, we could fill another post and a half with all the youth internationals as well. They are as follows: