Hey you! Yes, you. Wakey wakey. It's time for some football! Wash that boredom away.
At least it's exciting as the European qualifying groups start coming down to the wire. A few groups are set, but some aren't and should make for some extra international excitement. If you're into that whole scene.
Here's what I'll be watching, although there's a rather long list of fixtures from which you can choose to your heart's and screen's content.
Going to kick things off with a breakfast of Belgian waffles (9am PDT; 17:00 BST). Hazard & Lukaku & Co are just a point away from qualifying for the World Cup although that's by no means a guarantee against Croatia. The two nations managed just a 1-1 draw earlier in the campaign, right back Guillaume Gillet (one of only three Belgium-based players in the squad) canceling out Ivan Perisic's opener, which was the first of only two times that Belgium have conceded so far.
When that's done, I shall check in with the start of Netherlands vs. Hungary (11:30am PDT; 19:30 BST). It's one versus two in Group D, although the Dutch have already punched their tickets, while the Hungarians (who do still control their destiny) ... well, they pretty much need a miracle - i.e. a win - here. Hungary haven't beaten the Netherlands since 1984 and have shipped at least four goals to the men in orange in their last five meetings. Not in the FACE!
As I expect that exercise to get out of hand rather quickly, I'll probably switch over to England vs. Montenegro (12pm PDT; 20:00 BST). Group H is where most of the fun of qualifying's at with the top four teams - with just two matches remaining each - separated by three points.
USA vs. Jamaica (3:30pm PDT; 23:30 BST) will complete my day's schedule. Should be fun.