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Dear Fernando


Fernando Torres, Blonde hair once quick feet

But when will he start to help out big Pete?


Two years have passed, he's now slow as a carriage

At least he still has his wonderful marriage


His smile is rare, like seeing a 'Marin'

Though this improved thanks to his fat companion


Why can he still not care about our blue

Just like Didier, Frank or even Kalou?


He came as a savior, to score goals aplenty

But now he looks like he belongs in elementary


Millions invested to help him out

But he still spends games doing 'nout


Many who dreamed this was his season

But now we have Demba, there seems to be no reason


We loved you Nando, our support was immense

Whilst others around joked and saw sense


Fernando Torres, now slow and lethargic

Quick, Now! Banish him to the Arctic!

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