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Survivor : Stoke City

And so it came, the Stoke City reckoning,

The thought of broken shin pads beckoning

Our boys in blue, both agile and sly,

And Stoke, more bullish that meets the eye

And alas kick off! The dungeon exposed,

But someone had a surprise, which nobody proposed

Chances were rare, with Stoke burrowing their trench,

But at least Fernando was stuck on the bench

And at last, relief, in the the time of Fergie,

The first Chelsea goal helping me feel more perky

A man named Jonathan, both tricky and quick,

Ended up looking like a bit of a dick

Yet it was Walters again, who caused the threat,

When he headed in the back of his net

Chelsea pushed on, with a two goal lead,

When captain Frank took to the heed

Juan danced through, and was subsequently felled,

With Frank hopefully leaving Roman compelled

But yet there was more, for our man who speaks Russian,

When Hazard helped give the ball deep concussion

Such was the scoreline, Paulo and Terry appeared,

Has anyone ever thought of Paulo with a Beard?

But the game wasn't perfect, as the managers would boast,

Whilst fans decided which boss was hated the most

But Chelsea march on, all players in tact,

And Wednesday welcomes Southampton, that's a fact

Feedback please, it didn't feel as good as the first one D:

Thanks

Tom :)

This FanPost was contributed by a member of the community and was not subject to any sort of approval process. It does not necessarily reflect the opinions held by the editors of this site.

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