It was all quiet across the land of tea and
honey crumpets. A calm before the storm. A storm...a storm of epic proportions. A perfect storm, if you will, of sticky keys and broadband Internet, of helicopters and rolled-down-window chats (I wonder what's 'Arry up to?), of cheap perfume...and even cheaper transfer rumors, and of drama enough to fill six seasons and a movie of 24.
For the clock has struck midnight on Big Ben and we've entered...[turn gravitas to 11]...TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY.
As you make yourself comfortable in front of the TV, get yourself a big bowl of popcorn, and, of course, keep refreshing We Ain't Got No History, riddle me this...what would be your #1 wish this transfer deadline day?