David Luiz Explains The Secrets Of Geezerhood

Have you ever wondered how to be a 'geezer'? If you have, you're surely not alone. Fortunately for the world's navel-geezers, Chelsea grabbed David Luiz for a Twitter questions and answers session, and he addressed the requirements for entry into Geezerdom:

Good to know. So, be happy. Be a geezer. Oh, and if you are a geezer, or just a run-of-the-mill Chelsea fan, our favourite afro-toting Brazilian has a message for you.

If I'm reading that correctly, David Luiz is thanking Chelsea fans who haven't been born yet for their future support. Seriously, if he ever leaves us for another team I will cry. David Luiz is the best.

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