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The most obvious predictions for next season

Someone else has started a thread for highly speculative predictions for Chelsea next season. I'm now going to start a post for the most obvious predictions for next season.

0)The Juan Mata-Torres bromance continues

1) Hazard and Marin do lots of dribbles

2)Hazard nutmegs many defenders (he has said the nutmeg is his favorite move)

3)Malouda misses his Ivorian friends (Malouda has said he considers the Ivory Coast his second country and all his best friends in France and England were all Ivorian). The only francophone players left are Kakuta and Hazard if Lukaku is loaned out.

4)More Brazilian bromances form

http://fuckyeahchelseafootballclub.tumblr.com/post/21848924608/lucas-piazon-david-luiz-ramires

5) hazard his difficulty adjusting from the french league but still puts up decent numbers. ( Has any forward from the French League ever made the transition to the EPL smoothly? Drogba/Malouda all took a season to adapt to the EPL. Gervinho, Lille's right winger who outscored Hazard in Ligue 1 and who Hazard has said he learned much from struggled quite a bit.)

Outside Chelsea

1)Messi learns to take penalties.

Messi steps up his game every year. Last year he added set-pieces to his repertoire. He won't be missing any more penalties.

2)Messi and Ronaldo score lots of goals.Pepe fouls lots of guys.

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