You're were probably expecting a video, huh? Well I think this speaks more volumes than a video could. These are United fans from the biggest United forum on the internet (redcafe.net), and they're absolutely shooting their load at the "old' 2009 Essien. "Best midfielder in the world, bar none." "The only player I would take over him is Messi, if United had their pick " "He's actually the only one of our rival's players that I can recall having a man crush on. " The compliments are that much better when you know they have no Chelsea bias. Will we ever see this man crush inducing Essien again?