THIS is a dead hamster on a person's head, not hair.
Now I know this isn't a very serious post but it's something I HAD to do because while watching DL running around like a horse with a lion's mane, I wondered, what would he look like is he was bald? He's certainly be less funny, he's be like that creepy bald guy trying to lure you into his van by seeming to be friendly and funny.
This, but bald.
Certain players should be taught how to groom themselves while the others pay too much attention to it.
I wanted to do this post after seeing Aimar and Benfica's coach, Jesus(Aimar looks just like my music teacher at school).