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Chelsea F.C Fight Night [Off Topic]

Whenever I watch football, I do enjoy the occasional brawl in the game. I cannot help but wonder what would happen if there was an actual fight between the Football Clubs on the pitch. So I though lets analyse how the Chelsea will fair out in a fight.

Players will have two attributes on which they will be measured one being strength and the other one being craziness.

CHELSEA

Cech

Strength - Medium - High (Very vulnerable since the head injury so out of the fight)

Craziness - None

Bran Ivanovic

Strength - Very High (One of the most physically strong people in football)

Craziness - Medium - High (He is a bit crazy sometimes.)

John Terry

Strength - High

Craziness - High

David Luiz

Strength - High

Craziness - Medium - High (When it comes to a fight he might be not that crazy since he is a very friendly person)

Gary Cahill

Strength - Very High

Craziness - Low

Ashley Cole

Strength - Low - Medium

Craziness - Low

Frank Lampard

Strength - Medium - High

Craziness - None - Low

Obi John Mikel

Strength - High

Craziness - None


Oscar/Marin

Strength - Non Existent

Craziness -None


Hazard

Strength - Low

Craziness -Low

Mata

Strength - Low

Craziness - None

Ramires

Strength - Low - Medium

Craziness - Medium - High

Victor Moses

Strength - High - Very High

Craziness - Medium

Torres

Strength - High - Very High

Craziness - Low

RDM

Strength -Medium

Craziness - Negative


Eva Carneiro

Can charm people and distract them while Bran hacks their head of.

Well if Chelsea gets into a fight with any club I am sure we will have Drogba's support so

Didier Drogba

Strength - Very High

Craziness - High

So I think we might win some all out fights, like against Barcelona or Tottenham or Arsenal. But there is no way in hell we are beating Manchester City in a fist fight. They have Balotelli on their team, who might set fire to our stadium. But yes Manchester City has players like Toure brothers, Tevez, Balotelli, Kompany, Lescott, Joe Hart etc who will kill us in a fight.

Then there is Stoke, but lets leave the professionals out of this.

Our strength coefficient will be pretty similar to Real Madrid.

They have the likes of Pepe and Ramos who score full on craziness and strength, but other than them the rest of the team is average or low.

Some edits thanks to dojocat. :D

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