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An entertaining way to while away the international break


As we all know, international breaks are excruciatingly boring. So boring, in fact, that I couldn't sleep (not sure where the logic is in that one). So in an hour or so I've come up with a load of wordplay thingies referring to chelsea players, you guys have to guess them, have fun!

Just to say beforehand, there are a load of numbered riddles/nicknames that you can try and guess in the comments, I made a load and seriously doubt any of you will get them all (especially the last few), but you can try. Here's one to start:

1. 'Eats up' fried chicken.

And now they'll go roughly from easy to hard (not sure if the hard ones are only hard because they're poorly constructed, but give them a go anyway, I'm pretty proud of a few. Oh and some are ex-players).

2. Danger, danger.

3. Winner of the bible.

4. The Janitor.

5. To be blunt, is past his best.

6. May the force be with you.

7. Monterey Jack.

8. Strong winds from France

9. We're now clueless.

10. The next German midget.

11. Bad odour.

13. One kills.

14. Black on the outside... and black on the inside, a diamond, in fact.

15. Koruna on paper.

16. Minotaur shapeshifter.

17. Prize-winning non-actor.

18. Funny without us.

19. Madagasca©n lion of Brazil.

20. Many naked people.

21. The boo of Buffon, old french currency.

22. Lineker's line, Australian Red Bull.

WINNER GETS A HIGH FIVE.

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