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Matic is the cool, calm center of this hurricane

There is no drama. There is only us.

Matic is the cool, calm center of this hurricane

There is no drama. There is only us.

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Chelsea U21s qualify for U21 league title playoffs

Playoffs!? We're talking about playoffs!

Chelsea U21s qualify for U21 league title playoffs

Playoffs!? We're talking about playoffs!

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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 35, cont'd

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. And life goes on.

The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 35, cont'd

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. And life goes on.

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How can we dance when our earth is turning; how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Chelsea 1-2 Sunderland: Match report

Oh my god why.

Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial Reaction

Chelsea got run over by a parked bus. Again.

Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread

It's 1-1 between Chelsea and Sunderland, and both teams desperately need a win. Join us for what should be a frantic second half at Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread

Chelsea begin their four-game journey toward Premier League glory on Saturday against the Black Cats of Sunderland, fresh from earning a point against Manchester City in midweek. Join us for the opening 45 minutes.

Petr Cech misses Sunderland match with virus

Mark Schwarzer time!

The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 35

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. FOOTBALL TIME!

Is Hamšík really no longer untouchable at Napoli?

The first day of the rest of your life could begin at Chelsea this summer, Marek!

Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Preview

The path to greatest-ness begins at Stamford Bridge, with the easiest of remaining fixtures. On paper at least...

Yahoo-baseball
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Chelsea's first team takes on... the under-8s?

You should watch this video because it'll make you happy.

Unfortunate news on the Hazard injury front

The Belgian is out for Sunderland and 'a major doubt' for the first leg of the Champions League semifinal in Madrid

Hazard shortlisted for two major awards

Think he'll win either of them?

Romeu and Valencia continue their courtship

But it's evil Chelsea who are calling the shots!

The Daily Hilario: Name's Holland, Steve Holland

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra Steve Holland.

Chelsea vs. Sunderland: You choose the squad

Sunderland did us a huge favor by beating Manchester City, so now we need to smash them

David Luiz continues to be an awesome person

We all know about David Luiz' work with Chelsea's Bridge Kids programme, but that doesn't seem to be enough for David Luiz. He's gone wild and got himself another charity role, this time with the UN.

Wenger whines about Chelsea, again

Nobody ever helps poor Arsenal, or something.

Jose Mourinho set to skip another presser

Cue a lot of pro-Liverpool pieces from the media

Suddenly, a wild Dalla Bona appears

The curious case of Samuele Dalla Bona or how Chelsea were killing football even before Abramovich and Mourinho.

The Daily Hilario: BELIEVE

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra belief.

And the title race is now back in our hands

Sunderland snatch a surprise point at the Etihad, which means that Manchester City can't catch us should we win out...

Apparently, it's not that easy to buy trophies

Chelsea players earn £76,626 per week, just £1,589 more than Arsenal players. I guess it's not that easy to buy trophies.

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Petr Cech: Unfairly talented

Our favourite multilingual musical goalkeeper

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