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Pogbaspotting

Paul Pogba spotted in London, commence wild speculation.

Pogbaspotting

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Paul Pogba spotted in London, commence wild speculation.

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The lifecycle of the adult BEARDISLAV mayfly

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Beard game over.

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The Daily Hilario(?): Preseason, Day 2

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

The Daily Hilario(?): Preseason, Day 2

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Chelsea announce Real Sociedad friendly

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The Blues will host Real Sociedad in a pre-season friendly on August 12th

Video
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Watch Kurt Zouma's first Chelsea TV interview

Nice to see a bit of genuine excitement. Welcome to the club, finally, Kurt Zouma!

Video
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Report: Filipe Luis transfer fee agreed

The Sun reports it as eventually rising to £20m after incentives. Let's justify that price and get excited with these individual highlights of the ex-Atlético left back.

We'll see your Pirlo and raise you BEARDISLAV

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Not sure the world is ready for this.

Mario Pasalic to head out on loan

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Chelsea's "new" signing will be spending next season away from Stamford Bridge.

Pasalic signing is official

Too. Much. Young. Talent...

Mandzukic heading to Atletico Madrid

Cross Mandzukic off the Chelsea grocery list

Troll on, Romelu Lukaku

Romelu Lukaku hasn't been making himself the most popular man with the Chelsea fanbase of late, talking about ambition, potentially leaving the club for greener pastures, and being the number one...

The 2014-15 preseason starts today

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Slowly but surely, the 2014-15 season draws ever closer.

The Daily Hilario(?): Argentina vs. Netherlands

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Schurrle grabs a brace as Germany thump Brazil 7-1

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A FIFA World Cup semifinal for the ages, but not one to be remembered in Brazil.

Son of Hilario(?): Well that escalated quickly

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Talk amongst yourselves. It's Germany 5, Brazil 0 at the half. No, that's not a typo.

Chelsea up their offer for Filipe Luis

The Blues have upped their offer by 25%, according to Matt Lewis

Schurrle on playing against his club teammates

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Andre Schurrle is cool.

Hutchinson signs with Sheffield Wednesday

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The ex-Chelsea defender, whose career once looked over due to injury, signs a two-year deal with the Championship outfit.

The Daily Hilario(?): Brazil vs. Germany

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the semifinals!

Romelu Lukaku just wants to be free

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...to join a Champions League club abroad, it seems.

Atletico preparing for a Courtois-less future

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Further confirmation of Thibaut Courtois's Chelsea future as Atlético look to finalize the transfer of 21-year-old promising goalkeeper Jan Oblak from Benfica.

WAGNH Poetry Corner: Torres by 'Haz Cat'

It's like that corner of Westminster Abbey, but with more Torres and less stone.

Meet the incoming class of first-year scholars

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Required Reading: The always excellent @chelseayouth gives us a rundown of the 14 new scholarship players in the Academy. Names you might know include Dom Solanke, Jay Dasilva, and new signing Miro Muheim. Special shout out at the end to the younger Chalobah.
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