Chelsea 6-0 NK Maribor: React & Rate


A cakewalk, if you will.

Chelsea vs. Maribor: Second half thread

This one appears to be over, so bring on the kids!

The Daily Hilario: CL Matchday 3


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Loïc Rémy gives Chelsea the lead


It's Rémy's first Champions League goal for the club. Shame he hurt himself in the process ...

Chelsea vs. Maribor: Lineups and first half thread

No big surprises in Chelsea's lineup, as they look to move into a commanding position in their group

Mourinho not happy with Del Bosque


The Chelsea manager is hurt and unhappy that Diego Costa came back from international duty unable to play, after the Spanish manager had no contact with Chelsea

Chelsea FC Loan Report: 8-20 October 2014


A whirlwind tour through the wonderful world of Chelsea loanees - 26 players, 12 active, 1 goal.

Chelsea vs. NK Maribor: Preview


Chelsea look to take control of Group G.

Loftus-Cheek added to Champions League roster

Tuesday's match against Maribor could see several youngsters make the bench

Vitesse Arnhem roundup: 20 October 2014


Vitesse is putting up crazy goalscoring numbers while climbing up the table, Bertrand Traore and Wallace are playing well, and Josh McEachran struggles to earn first team minutes.

Drogba helps 5,000 children attend school


Didier Drogba has made a major donation to under-privileged children in the Ivory Coast. Surprise!

Costa, Mikel, Ramires, and Schurrle out Tuesday

Jose Mourinho will have to make due without four players regularly in the squad, which means potential opportunities for some youngsters.

The Daily Hilario: Monday Night Football


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Diego Costa a doubt for the weekend as well


Mourinho claims that the striker has 'very little chance' of playing against Manchester United at Old Trafford this weekend.

Terry remembers the 1st time he got the armband


500 appearances as Chelsea captain is a big deal, but John Terry knows it's all down to the generation that came before him.

Cech gives Courtois tips on avoiding head injuries

Petr Cech may be losing his job at Chelsea to the young Belgian, but he didn't let that stop him from giving the player some good advice on protecting his head

Victor Moses gets a little bit naughty


Let's hope he doesn't start copying the rest of Ashley Young's antics. The diving is bad enough. BAD VICTOR.

Also we can see you Vining, Vine man.

Chelsea vs. Maribor: You choose the squad

Chelsea won't have long to rest following the 2-1 victory over Crystal Palace on Saturday, as they'll resume their Champions League campaign on Tuesday evening. Their opponent will be the only team...

Breaking down a beauty: Fabregas vs. Palace


Jose Mourinho called it the goal of the season. He had a point.

Crystal Palace vs. Chelsea: Player Ratings


Chelsea's midfield trio dominate the game and your community player ratings.

Thorgan Hazard produces hilarious assist


Turns out Eden's brother is pretty fun as well, as this assist from Saturday demonstrates. (h/t: @GoallineDrama)

The Daily Hilario: Oh Captain JT, my Captain JT


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