42

Chelsea blitz Schalke to secure knockout berth

Just the five goals here. No big deal

Chelsea blitz Schalke to secure knockout berth

42

Just the five goals here. No big deal

9

Matic named Serbian footballer of the year

Well ... one of the two Chelsea Serbians had to win it, right?

Matic named Serbian footballer of the year

9

Well ... one of the two Chelsea Serbians had to win it, right?

171

The Daily Hilario: One Di Matteo

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

The Daily Hilario: One Di Matteo

171

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Mourinho effusive in Chelsea praise

14

Presumably he's only using words because wasn't allowed to cackle maniacally for his entire post-match conference.

Chelsea 5-0 Schalke: React & Rate

159

Happy Tuesday everyone!

Even the official site is making fun of Arsenal

6

Life is glorious

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Second half thread

416

Three-nil to the good; Group G looks to be finally in the bag.

Watch: Willian doubles the lead

1

Great movement to get in. Less great goalkeeping to let the shot through.

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread

350

Don't mess with success.

Giggs: Blues 'head and shoulders' above everyone

39

Our traditional title rivals seem quite thoroughly disheartened at present. It's great.

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Preview

30

Chelsea look to secure passage into the Champions League knockout round with a win against Schalke 04 in Germany.

Courtois named to 2014 FIFPro World XI shortlist

20

Confirming him as one of the top 5 goalkeepers in the world. Or at least most popular. Or whatever category he shares with Iker Casillas.

Mourinho addresses Marco Reus rumors

Those hoping to see the German playing at Stamford Bridge will be disappointed by today's comments

Chelsea are injury-free ahead of Schalke match

5

A clean bill of health? We'll take it.

Di Matteo holds no hard feelings over Chelsea job

15

This is because Roberto Di Matteo is an angel.

Mourinho: Ramos 'is not a doctor'

Sergio Ramos' comments about Chelsea's injured Spanish duo probably wasn't worth responding to, but Jose Mourinho did anyway

London Is Blue Podcast Week 12 vs.West Brom

2

London is Blue is a podcast created by Chelsea FC fans from America and covers all things Chelsea. Hosts are @BBBusbee, @DanDormer and @NickVerlaney.

Kramarić rumor now in parent-gets-involved phase

33

The Kramarić-to-Chelsea rumors move into the "parent gets involved" phase.

Loïc Rémy: "It's a trap!"

35

"...the most important thing is to stay focused about the same thing and don't think the league is already won. I think it is a trap if we think that."

The Daily Hilario: Move over, David

325

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Former Chelsea manager John Neal has passed away

17

Neal, who led the Blues to the second division title in 1983-84, was 82.

Schalke vs. Chelsea: You choose the squad

The Blues can win their Champions League group with victory in Germany on Tuesday

Chelsea vs. WBA: Player Ratings

65

Chelsea's best play to their best in the best 30 minutes of Chelsea football all season.

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