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Cesar Azpilicueta, secondary assist machine

Nemanja Matic is not the only player who has unexpectedly upped his contributions to the Chelsea attack.

Cesar Azpilicueta, secondary assist machine

Nemanja Matic is not the only player who has unexpectedly upped his contributions to the Chelsea attack.

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Simeone won't discourage Costa from joining Blues

All signs suggest that the Blues are closing in on a deal

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The Daily Hilario: Blood moon eclipse of my heart

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra signs of the apocalypse.

The Daily Hilario: Blood moon eclipse of my heart

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra signs of the apocalypse.

Nemanja Matic, assist machine

Breaking up play and recycling possession apparently wasn't enough for Matic.

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Video: Chelsea's finishing at the Liberty

Since we managed to win anyway, this is hilarious

Here's another Fernando Torres transfer rumour

Atletico Madrid this time

Safe Standing Roadshow coming this weekend

The roadshow will be present at Stamford Bridge before the Sunderland match to demonstrate and educate about rail seating, which could be a way to bring (safe) standing back to the English game.

We're about to find out whether FFP has teeth

No matter how UEFA deal with Manchester City and PSG this week, it'll be good news for Chelsea.

Swansea vs. Chelsea: Player Ratings, Three Stars

Man of the Match Demba Ba saves the day for the second time in five days.

Chelsea subsidise semifinal tickets

Tickets to Atletico Madrid away are going to be £20 cheaper, thanks to Chelsea!

Chelsea linked to Everton defender

John Stones ahoy?

Torres remains a target for Inter

Inter Milan have confirmed that they're still interested in bringing Fernando Torres to the San Siro.

The little horse that can

Chelsea's title hopes are alive and well, if a bit under the radar.

Yahoo-baseball

The Daily Hilario: The Rains of Costa-mere?

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanings. OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE GAME OF THRONES?!

Hazard fit 'sooner rather than later'

Just in time for the business end of our season. Yay!

Ba grabs winner as Chelsea edge Swans

It wasn't pretty, but it worked -- the Blues claimed a rare victory at the Liberty Stadium thanks to an early red card to Chico Flores and a second-half strike from Demba Ba.

Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial Reaction

The Blues got the three points they needed, even if they made many of us pull out our hair in the process

Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread

Swansea are down to ten men, but Chelsea have yet to find a breakthrough.

Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread

Ba starts and the impressive attacking trio from last weekend gets another start as Chelsea look to keep pace with Liverpool.

The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd

You daily dose of off-topic shenanigans, but today, mostly Liverpool vs. Manchester City.

Ba confirms Chelsea exit, wants to join PSG

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Despite THAT goal, Ba is still looking to leave in the summer.

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Traore scores for the third match in a row

Chelsea's Bertrand Traore scores a stunning goal for Vitesse in a losing effort against Cambuur.

Rumor: Chelsea agree to sign Diego Costa for €60m

It was bound to happen sooner or later, so Spain's El Confidencial has duly obliged in being to first to print it.

Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Preview

Despite the amazing emotional high of yet another massive European night and comeback at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday, it's hard to be entirely confident as Chelsea head to Wales for the undercard of Sunday's two Premier League matchups.

The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Time for some football.

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The best possible Champions League final match-ups

The UEFA Champions League semifinal draw delivered a clear-cut main event and obvious undercard. More importantly, it lays the stage for several finals with intriguing plot lines. The Daily Win susses out the most dramatic possible pairings.

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