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Cesc Fàbregas: The Atypical Mourinho Conductor

Three months into Cesc Fàbregas' Chelsea career and the midfielder looks every inch the final piece of the midfield puzzle.

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Bamford hoping to continue at Middlesbrough

At least some of our loanees are having a happy time of things.

Bamford hoping to continue at Middlesbrough

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At least some of our loanees are having a happy time of things.

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The Daily Hilario: Road trip, Serial, turkey

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

The Daily Hilario: Road trip, Serial, turkey

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Charly Junior Musonda juggles some ... socks

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Fun in changing room  Dans le vestiaire avant l'entrainement #sockfootball

A video posted by CJR Musonda (@cjrmusonda) on

Two things: he's got amazingly skinny feet. And he's amazingly talented.

The Cesc - Chelsea love affair remains hot & heavy

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Beautiful football with purpose? Purposeful football with beauty? What matters is, it works!

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Player Ratings

Cesc Fabregas and Nemanja Matic continue to drive Chelsea forward.

Drogba talks up the Blues attacking balance

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Everyone's in a good mood at Chelsea, but even when giving praise nobody's losing sight of the bigger picture. Win win win.

Alex Davey loaned to Scunthorpe United

Alex Davey signed a new contract today that will extend his time at Chelsea until the end of the 2015/16 season, and then went out on loan for the first time in his career. The defender will be...

Schalke general manager furious with performance

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Chelsea are rightfully thrilled at yesterday's rampant 5-0 victory. Their hosts are ... less thrilled.

Fabregas offended by Sergio Ramos

The Blues' midfielder was rightfully annoyed when Sergio Ramos spoke about him, and handled the situation appropriately

Swift could join Ipswich Town on loan

The Blues' midfielder could head back out on loan after a brief return to Chelsea

Luis, Ivanovic named to defensive shortlist

Chelsea had a pair of players named to the latest FIFA shortlist, along with former player David Luiz

Chelsea pair nominated for team of the year

Two Blues' players made Uefa's 40-man shortlist for team of the year

The Daily Hilario: On the road

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Matic named Serbian footballer of the year

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Well ... one of the two Chelsea Serbians had to win it, right?

Mourinho effusive in Chelsea praise

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Presumably he's only using words because wasn't allowed to cackle maniacally for his entire post-match conference.

Chelsea blitz Schalke to secure knockout berth

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Just the five goals here. No big deal

Chelsea 5-0 Schalke: React & Rate

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Happy Tuesday everyone!

Even the official site is making fun of Arsenal

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Life is glorious

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Second half thread

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Three-nil to the good; Group G looks to be finally in the bag.

Watch: Willian doubles the lead

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Great movement to get in. Less great goalkeeping to let the shot through.

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread

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Don't mess with success.

Giggs: Blues 'head and shoulders' above everyone

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Our traditional title rivals seem quite thoroughly disheartened at present. It's great.

Schalke 04 vs. Chelsea: Preview

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Chelsea look to secure passage into the Champions League knockout round with a win against Schalke 04 in Germany.

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