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Jose: A 'killer' attack but 'ridiculous' defense

Mourinho's post-match reaction concentrated more on where we could improve, rather than basking in the glory of the half dozen goals scored.

Jose: A 'killer' attack but 'ridiculous' defense

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Mourinho's post-match reaction concentrated more on where we could improve, rather than basking in the glory of the half dozen goals scored.

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Martinez upset by Diego Costa taunts

Get over it you silly sausage.

Martinez upset by Diego Costa taunts

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Get over it you silly sausage.

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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 3

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. And now back to the football.

The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 3

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. And now back to the football.

Chelsea top Everton after crazy 9-goal thriller

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A win at Goodison Park is rare enough for Chelsea. A 6-3 win, though? Now we're getting into seriously weird territory. Not that that makes the result any less awesome ...

Report: Arsenal in for Remy as well

109

Oh no! Competition!

Mourinho confirms Chelsea are in for Rémy

54

Yeah, this is definitely happening.

Everton vs. Chelsea: Second half thread

Chelsea were up by two goals, but looking anything but comfortable. Now we're only up by one.

Oscar picked up an ankle injury in training

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The young man missed Chelsea's clash at Everton on Saturday. Full prognosis is unknown at this point.

Everton vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread

790

Two changes for Jose Mourinho's side as we look to continue our winning start to the season.

Redknapp confirms Remy will join Chelsea

Harry Redknapp has confirmed on Saturday that Chelsea will be landing a replacement for Fernando Torres in the next 48 hours. Actual footage of Redknapp confirming the move can be seen here, if...

Remy left out of QPR squad

Let the speculation commence

Torres arrives in Milan for medical

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It's really happening.

Bertrand has no regrets over his time at Chelsea

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The 25-year-old reminisces fondly over Chelsea and that night in Munich, but is ready to move forward and continue his career progression.

Everton vs. Chelsea: Preview

80

Chelsea head up to Merseyside for their first big test of the season.

Jose: Torres to be replaced with foreign striker

255

The Blues already have a couple of replacements for Fernando Torres in mind, and the striker corps will be three-strong again before the transfer window closes.

Chelsea teammates start the Torres goodbyes

82

What are these ... feelings we're having?!

Breaking down the finances of the Torres deal

52

We break down the deal from a financial perspective and explain how it affects Chelsea's bottom line.

Report: Deal agreed for Loïc Rémy

204

Not a sexy move, if true, but the necessary follow-up to the Fernando Torres loan.

Mattia Destro 'absolutely not for sale'

103

Chelsea have four days to find a replacement for Fernando Torres. One of the options is Roma's Mattia Destro, who apparently would not be the easiest capture.

No severance pay in Torres deal - report

195

No money is changing hands between Chelsea and Milan or Chelsea and Fernando Torres, says the Telegraph.

Chelsea confirm Torres departure

374

A two-year loan deal with AC Milan has been agreed pending a medical and personal terms. It's finally over.

Cudicini: Cech will leave Chelsea

50

The man Petr Cech displaced in an eerily-similar fashion to his own apparent dethroning predicts the Czech No. 1 won't accept his fate calmly.

Baker signs new contract

21

Good news! Young midfielder Lewis Baker has signed a new five-year contract.

Official: Bamford loaned to Middlesbrough

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Patrick Bamford joins Kenneth Omeruo at Middlesbrough. Good luck up there, Patrick!

Chelsea, Milan reach agreement over Torres

235

IT'S HAPPENING.

Report: Diego Costa fit to play against Everton

41

Good news on the Costa front: according to ITV the striker will travel with the squad to Goodison Park.

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