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Soccer

What happened in Brazil on Saturday?

The Netherlands took full advantage of a traumatized Brazil to claim third place in the tournament with an emphatic victory.

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English, Spanish, German sides courting Atsu loan

Fresh off an eye-catching showing at the World Cup, the 22-year-old versatile midfielder is in demand.

English, Spanish, German sides courting Atsu loan

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Fresh off an eye-catching showing at the World Cup, the 22-year-old versatile midfielder is in demand.

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The Daily Hilario(?): World Cup 2014 Final

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

The Daily Hilario(?): World Cup 2014 Final

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Further mockeries

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Oscar the lone bright spot as Brazil make further mockery of themselves.

Delac, Chelsea agree contract extension

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The soon to be 22-year-old goalkeeper has signed on for two more years.

Report: Mourinho wants Drogba reunion

Schmidt wants a Drogba reunion as well

Here's what Paul Pogba was doing in London

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No talks with Chelsea, just some sweet dance moves.

Pogba's 'agent' is here to crush your fantasies

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The (named/unnamed) agent says Pogba to Chelsea is just fantasy football. Well, yes. It would certainly fulfill many fantasies.

Wolfsburg looking to reunite Lukaku and KDB?

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The Bundesliga side are looking to tap into the Belgian pipeline of young, excellent talent and reunite two of the starters from the World Cup.

The Daily Hilario(?): Third Place Paradise

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Chelsea linked to Khedira again

What's easier than linking Jose Mourinho to players he's worked with before?

Mourinho brands Paul Pogba World Cup's best

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Jose Mourinho loves Paul Pogba, too. He must be a lurker on this blog.

Chelsea do the right thing for fans, ditch viagogo

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A move that benefits both fans looking to buy and season ticket holders looking to sell their individual match seats. Well done!

Pasalic on life, London, loan

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Mario Pasalic confirms upcoming loan, might be heading to Spain.

Schürrle happy to play super sub for Germany

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The 23-year-old wants to start but understands and is happy with his super sub role, too. After all, he's about to be in a World Cup final.

The Daily Hilario(?): Preseason, Day 3

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Pogbaspotting

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Paul Pogba spotted in London, commence wild speculation.

The lifecycle of the adult BEARDISLAV mayfly

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Beard game over.

Chelsea announce Real Sociedad friendly

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The Blues will host Real Sociedad in a pre-season friendly on August 12th

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Watch Kurt Zouma's first Chelsea TV interview

Nice to see a bit of genuine excitement. Welcome to the club, finally, Kurt Zouma!

The Daily Hilario(?): Preseason, Day 2

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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Report: Filipe Luis transfer fee agreed

The Sun reports it as eventually rising to £20m after incentives. Let's justify that price and get excited with these individual highlights of the ex-Atlético left back.

We'll see your Pirlo and raise you BEARDISLAV

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Not sure the world is ready for this.

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