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Hazard shortlisted for two major awards

Think he'll win either of them?

Hazard shortlisted for two major awards

Think he'll win either of them?

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Romeu and Valencia continue their courtship

But it's evil Chelsea who are calling the shots!

Romeu and Valencia continue their courtship

But it's evil Chelsea who are calling the shots!

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The Daily Hilario: Name's Holland, Steve Holland

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra Steve Holland.

The Daily Hilario: Name's Holland, Steve Holland

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra Steve Holland.

Chelsea vs. Sunderland: You choose the squad

Sunderland did us a huge favor by beating Manchester City, so now we need to smash them

David Luiz continues to be an awesome person

We all know about David Luiz' work with Chelsea's Bridge Kids programme, but that doesn't seem to be enough for David Luiz. He's gone wild and got himself another charity role, this time with the UN.

Wenger whines about Chelsea, again

Nobody ever helps poor Arsenal, or something.

Jose Mourinho set to skip another presser

Cue a lot of pro-Liverpool pieces from the media

Suddenly, a wild Dalla Bona appears

The curious case of Samuele Dalla Bona or how Chelsea were killing football even before Abramovich and Mourinho.

The Daily Hilario: BELIEVE

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra belief.

And the title race is now back in our hands

Sunderland snatch a surprise point at the Etihad, which means that Manchester City can't catch us should we win out...

Apparently, it's not that easy to buy trophies

Chelsea players earn £76,626 per week, just £1,589 more than Arsenal players. I guess it's not that easy to buy trophies.

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Petr Cech: Unfairly talented

Our favourite multilingual musical goalkeeper

Christensen's camp hits back at Mail

Andreas Christensen and company are rather upset at the Daily Mail's claims that the prospect earns £20,000 per week.

Yahoo-baseball

The Luke Shaw saga will end before the World Cup

Hopefully it does not end with us spending £30 million where we don't need to.

The Daily Hilario: Cup Clasico, Gus Poyet Miracle?

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with juicy football action.

Cesar Azpilicueta, secondary assist machine

Nemanja Matic is not the only player who has unexpectedly upped his contributions to the Chelsea attack.

Simeone won't discourage Costa from joining Blues

All signs suggest that the Blues are closing in on a deal

Nemanja Matic, assist machine

Breaking up play and recycling possession apparently wasn't enough for Matic.

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Video: Chelsea's finishing at the Liberty

Since we managed to win anyway, this is hilarious

Here's another Fernando Torres transfer rumour

Atletico Madrid this time

Safe Standing Roadshow coming this weekend

The roadshow will be present at Stamford Bridge before the Sunderland match to demonstrate and educate about rail seating, which could be a way to bring (safe) standing back to the English game.

The Daily Hilario: Blood moon eclipse of my heart

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra signs of the apocalypse.

We're about to find out whether FFP has teeth

No matter how UEFA deal with Manchester City and PSG this week, it'll be good news for Chelsea.

Swansea vs. Chelsea: Player Ratings, Three Stars

Man of the Match Demba Ba saves the day for the second time in five days.

Chelsea subsidise semifinal tickets

Tickets to Atletico Madrid away are going to be £20 cheaper, thanks to Chelsea!

Chelsea linked to Everton defender

John Stones ahoy?

Torres remains a target for Inter

Inter Milan have confirmed that they're still interested in bringing Fernando Torres to the San Siro.

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